:DSaturday, July 22, 2006

there are three chapters to this post. The Story. The Talk. The Oath.

THE STORY

i wanted to curse a gazillion vulgarities on the way back in the mrt. but i could only think of 2, so i muttered shit fuck shit fuck shit fuck repeatedly for quite sometime. aft i cooled down, i began piecing my plan. i knew what i had to do. i HAD to be home before 7pm. So when i heard, "Next stop, Tanah Merah Interchange. Passengers going to Expo or Changi airport, please alight at the next station." , i did leg excercises, according to plan (for real). ankle rotation, stretched my thigh and stuff. Then i alighted.

Time check: 6.51 pm

9 minutes to get back. logical thing to do? run la duhh. so like a madwoman i sprinted till i was breathless. after catching my breath, i ran again. i stopped approximately 50m away from the house, to cool down and stop panting. So i walked to the gate.

Time check: 6.56

yes i was delighted. so i tried to open the gate as softly as possible whenn... "HI NAD!" my sister chirped. i was like... shiiiiit. i was praying my parents would be in the room or sth, but when i stepped foot into the house, i saw them sitting at the sofa watching me come in. omg scary wth i was like double shiiiit.

"Go solat, then later we'll have a talk. a serious talk"

which brings us to..

THE TALK

i braced myself. then i walked down the stairs, and saw mummy. she greeted me with "oh-you're-so-dead" smile, and i returned that greeting with a "yes-i-know-im-so-dead" smile. it began with "you know you commited a serious offence.."

and yea i was trying my best not to smile throughout the thing. hard kay. they talked abt i shld tell them when im changing plans, they trusted me.. blablabla. then comes the scary part.


mum: we were just telling azri yest, when he asked why you had so much freedom

me: really ah? since when. he has more okayy

mum: we said we trusted you, cos we tested you 2 times and you passed

me: TWO times? when?!



shit i've been "tested" and i didnt even know it. and they went on how singapore is such a small island. yes this i agree.


mum: that time when azri was walking to his friends house, 2 ppl saw him and asked me, "why's your son walking along east coast road?"

dad: oh and just yest, my friend told me he saw azri at innova jc.


and it ended with
mum: ya. there's one time, my friend even told me she saw ayah have lunch with TWO women

dad: (smiling) yes. but luckily, i told your mummy BEFORE that that i was going to have lunch with 2 collegues.

oi give me talk also must flirt izzit?

tell me why do i have such scary parents who have unknown sources/spies/stalkers walking all over singapore to report my every move.

THE OATH (because i feel like such a setan)

i promise to be a good girl (at least for a few days) to regain my parents' trust. I started already by eating salad :) and now i'm going to go offline (this is going to be hard) , lock myself in my room and try do maths(note: try) . tomorrow, i will be an angel and go to madrasah (even though im scared of the ustazah cos i've not been coming for like 2 months) .

AMIN. =D

p.s. convo between me and my bro

az: i walked all the way from tm to tanah merah mrt

me: you went to tm? how come i didnt see you?

az: coz i just went to Xcraft and then i went back....

ahaha =P oh and to you-know-whos, i am soooooooo SORRY!!!! sorry sorry sorry. :( i spoilt the whole thing ahah.

and thanks ati :P u saved my butt. i am such a setan.

( 8:38 PM )

i am

nadhirah
march baby:))
25-03-91
fsps
tkgs-1e9-2e9'o5
tjc - TA 1E'o6
hockey
02!
professional camwhore
cheese is good
i love junk food.
blue black pink red silver
sweet movies are the love (:
so are horror and chickflicks
yeah mystery, murder and gore aren't bad either
my hot guys are: IAN, JESSE, DREW, ZUMI, SRH and many many more
fadedcamera@hotmail.com

i know

NADIRAH
FADZ
SYAZWAN
HANISAH and HAZIYAH
RAIHAN
KHAIRUNNISA
ZAHIDAH
HUDA.
HANEE.
AISHA.
NADIAH
ATIQAH
IZYAN
AIDA
DINIE
BALA
AZRI
HAJJAR
SERENE
SHIRLEEN LOW
ANGEL
VIVIAN
ZUO QI
RONG QI
CATHERINE
WEINENG
RUZANNA
GV
DIYANAH

i want

guitar lessons
one guitar string
mp3
own room
sexy camera
a horse
a cat!
blue or pink car
or black car with HOT pink patterns (i saw once)
to grow taller
abs! (hello situps)
a huge tub of ben & jerry's
House Season 3(!!)
a sense of direction.for once.
unlimited excuses not to do maths homework
FUN
prince charming?? nahh
to rockclimb
kayak
play ice hockey!
to do cool inline-skating tricks
after i learn how to skate
a basketball
white highlights
to play paintball!

i speak